Maybe they were standing in line for something and the carp was just too annoying. Maybe he quoted McLuhan wrong, maybe the piranha had a good reason to be this upset. Who knows?
Okay, because I'm in the mood: fish jokes!
Where do you find a crab with no legs?
Exactly where you left it.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.
What do you call a piranha with a gun?
Sir.
